The Junction

Ain't Nuthing But A J Thang

The proving ground for fake i.d.'s, The Junction you could say is the homely sister of The Crystal. Since I rarely ever stopped in here during my time in Athens I really couldn't tell you that much about the place. It is however, known for it's reddish variation of the Blackout known as the Junction Punch. This is another fruity drink that is meant to kick your liver around like a soccer ball. Usually inhabited by bros, sorority girls, and underclassmen that are trying to test out their new fake i.d.'s.

This past year Junction was gutted and reinvented embracing once and for all its longstanding nickname: J Bar. I never stayed long whenever I was here, but better days are ahead for J. Or at least they should be. Give it time to mature, and get those goddamn under-agers out. The Crystal wouldn't mind serving them. Especially since they're too preoccupied not paying their taxes to check for identification.

People who would probably drink here:
Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, the kid from Jerry Maguire, Michael Jackson, Hunter S Thompson

What to order:

Windex